I’m very interested in your amazing offer

Congratulations!

Yes, I’m very interested in your amazing offer. If you are reading this, it’s probably because I replied to your spam email with this link.
Yes, your email was spam. You probably have a disclaimer saying “This email is not spam, we found your email address on the web”, or “This email is not spam, we replied to the contact form on your website”. That is of course utter nonsense. “Spam” is the colloquial word for Unsolicited Commercial Email. As I didn’t ask for it, that makes it unsolicited, and as you’re trying to sell me your shit, that makes it commercial.

Now you’re probably going to say that what you are trying to sell me isn’t shit. I disagree. I run multiple sites, so I get your spam multiple times daily. You are either trying to sell me SEO services, or services to grow my Instagram account. And you call yourself a marketing expert. Let me ask you this: If you’re such a great expert at SEO, does it make any sense at all that you need to spam random people? Shouldn’t people be finding you at the top position of Google?

As for growing my Instagram account: thank you very much, but I’d rather grow it organically by offering content that is interesting to my clients, than paying someone to spam Instagram with inane comments on unrelated Instagram accounts.

Increasingly I also get emails from people trying to sell me the stuff I’m already selling online. I don’t even really know what to say about that, it’s just too stupid to actually give an intelligent response to. Then there are the idiots who try to sell me viagra, luxury cars, dating site subscriptions or crypto-currencies. For you marketing geniuses I have one word: targeting.

For those of you who say that I am receiving your email because I subscribed, or because I have purchased something from you in the past: Do you seriously think I will do business with you when you start off the relationship by telling lies?

Now seeing that most of you don’t even seem to have websites, there is no way to find your email-addresses online by using the same email-sniffers that you use. So to thank you for all the emails offering services that I’m entirely not interested in, I am adding your email address to the list below. In this way, your email sniffers will add them to your databases and you can all merrily spam each other as well. You’re welcome!

With great gratitude to:

info@saleschamp.co
sales@wexonexx.com
itrd@msn.com
onlinemarketing7989@gmail.com
woo1@hotmail.com
Randy@TalkWithLead.com
tony.c@brandsnob.co
made2fitnessss@gmail.com
slidersport.net@gmail.com
sosweetsports@gmail.com
consohenky2028@mail.ru
sania.lorison@gmail.com
info@pnisports.com
pockkets@pacbell.net
jopawani@sengi.top
slidersports4@gmail.com
kyleh1967@yahoo.com
info@yellowpagescloud.com
jepthakjtakins@gmx.com
info@eyeglassworld.club
daniellenbutler@yahoo.com
hello@socialcoa.ch
Fainza.sports@gmail.com
dong.dimarco@yahoo.com
mail@cluodme.com
nick.bowen1@outlook.com
azacepitzky@hotmail.com
sush@prescoinvites.app
asiaz@rivergroups.com
kristian.gruner71@outlook.com
emmahdu30parker@aol.com
asiaz@qualityriver.com
sales@protimeseo.com
topdrop1a1a@protonmail.com
adam@i.socialbloom.com
support@biz-catalogs.com
jillklinton2564321@mail.ru
asiaz@superiver.com
jessica@growleeweb.life
dennisbolton@kickspan.com
zach@socialbumpmedia.agency
johngt@ig2topp.com
janette@glambassador.co
steven@ax-semantics.com
steven@ax-semantics.de
asiaz@theriverteam.com
asia@theriverteam.com
eric@talkwithcustomer.com
hi@boostinsta.co
selenaW@omegasolution.online
certifiedmagentodevs@gmail.com
asiaz@rivertastic.com
yankyshawn15464@mail.ru
JuliaN@mykickspan.com
nancy@maxbizrank.com
edvin@instaforce.me
angelaMi@gmail.com

Comments (4)
Janette
January 24, 2019

Sooo I take that as a no? 🙂

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    Fit The Trends
    January 26, 2019

    You’re amazingly astute

    Reply
Jeff R
May 5, 2019

Thanks for this page, which Google pointed me to when I was trying to figure out if email I received was spam. Answer: yes it is. Keep up the good work!

Reply
    Fit The Trends
    May 11, 2019

    Glad to help, Jeff!

    Reply
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